God is like Robert Pattinson: It’s not the person you have a problem with; it’s the fan club that freaks you out.
my favourite thing about Tommy Wiseau is that no one knows where he is from exactly or even how old he actually is and this sentence “Some researchers have put forth that Wiseau may very likely have been from Poland based on documents found regarding his family’s ancestry” exists about him
*breaks into Disneyland during the purge*
*and steals all the merch*
*save the small world children slaves*
*wear Ariel’s dress and skip around the park*
*swims in The Rivers Of America*
*climbs Sleeping Beauty Castle*
*eats all of the Mickey Premium Bars*
*flies on Tinkerbell’s firework zipline*
*sleeps in the cinderella castle suite*
what they skylines In these cities would look like if there was no light pollution.
I legit want a world wide grid shutdown.
remember that first live action scooby doo movie. where the antagonist was literally scrappy doo and he was stealing peoples souls, like actually really stealing and absorbing souls, and was planning on taking scoobys soul to rule the world with an army of demons and get revenge on the gang after they abandoned him because he kept peeing in the car, and near the end he turned into this huge dog monster
a real movie
Some of the many funny Batman and Alfred moments over the years. BROTP.
The older I get the more I appreciate Alfred.